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When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing
Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.
When you cum in her mouth a little bit and then keep fucking it, not letting her swallow
Her throat was getting a little dry so I gave her the ol' Spanish plunge
When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.
She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.
horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies
Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"
Passing gas farting in an enclosed space in another room and tricking individuals in to said space to smell the aroma. Dutch Oven
I walked right in to his Spanish Sauna.
The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia
You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet
When someone from upstate New York tries and speak Spanish but fails and ends up sounding like courage the cowardly dog.
“Hey bumble Spanish! Pass the salt!