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One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.
person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"
dad: *goes to get the milk*
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Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
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When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.
"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."
A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.
Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday
Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.
He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?
A sparkle queen is a person who does a boat load of speed and uses the word sparkle to make it more appealing. She gets sparkley and carrys it well .
BRO, you never heard about Alexis Joelle? Thats the sparkle-queen !
Friend: wasup Alexis?
Alexis: sparkling baby. Wby?
When a woman squirts on your chest or upper body.
Destiny gave him a "wet sparkle"!