It's when you stick a piece of ham inbetween somone's booty cheeks and eat it like a ham special. It's even better if you add swiss cheese.
I got stoned and gave her the ol' ham special last night.
When your sister or cousin drinks so much Burbon her dentures fall out and you make her give you a blow job.
My sis came in last night drunk and gave me a kentucky special.
When a member of your raid’s parent suddenly unplugs them from their internet for the rest of the night on multiple occasions.
Joban: "Where did Volfmir go?"
Fatalxfury: "He had a special DC again."
When you are sitting in a closet watching your friend fuck his girlfriend while you are masturbating. Right before you cum, you jump out of the closet and cum on his girlfriends face and proceed to leave the room in a fast and orderly manner.
I was at a party and gave my best friends girlfriend The Novy Special.
!!.......Sorry Skeezer.....!!
the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential
candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded
carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'
candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*
pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.
Giving your loved one the chesterfield special is best after a messy argument.
The act of engaging in sexual intercourse on a hotel balcony overlooking Acapulco Bay during spring break, preferably from at least 5 floors up. Most accurately used if the act actually occured at the Romano Palace in Acapulco, Mexico.
"I heard Brad got the Romano Special last night."