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When 8-12 guys cum into a mug. You stir the cum with a large kitchen spoon into a thick milky consistency. Then find a funnel-like object and insert the smaller end into a passed out, drunk female's genitalia. Slowly pour the blended substance into the large end of the funnel and place your bets on the poor bastard that gets her preggo. That is how you sperm-roulette a girl.
Dude remember the party last weekend when we had a great game of sperm-roulette!?
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A man with large genitals and/or is capable of ejaculating quantities of semen after an orgasm.
Wow honey, you are a total sperm whale! It's guys like you that make me happy!
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A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
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The act of being a sperm burglar.
Mike, "I have a similar problem."
Dave, "you've been sperm burgled too?!?!?!"
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(noun) the process of placing cum into the vagina
She drops by every Saturday morning about 2 a.m. for a sperm injection from my whang
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The sperm of a unicorn has magical properties in which the "catcher" can start to read peoples' minds and even input thoughts into the minds of others; it can even go as far as reaching the person's dreams (inception-like symptoms)
Roommate 1: "Dude, what the hell is unicorn sperm doing in a baby food can in our refrigerator?"
Roommate 2: "No."
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A man who actively hunts for the chance to be sexually aroused by receiving or the thought of receiving human sperm in the mouth.
Father: I thought we came to San Francisco to watch a Giants game.
Son: No silly it's Pride week the only baseball will be the catching my mouth does.
Father: You are a sperm shark.
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