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baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 29, 2022


squid skin

The male reproductive organ or an uncircumcised penis.

So I whipped out my squid skin right in front of her, naturally she couldn't help but to get down it.

by J Jacks0n January 27, 2011


Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.

You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!

by Squidnips May 14, 2016


Squid-inked

To be without monetary funds, or lacking in anything.

Because of the overpriced dinner, I was squid-inked for the rest of the week and couldn't pay my bills.

by Sleepensheep April 12, 2009


suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face

damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye

by big 30 December 8, 2021


Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach April 29, 2011


Dirty Squid

The art of flirting with other women over the internet even though you are engaged.

Damn... that guy is being a real Dirty Squid!

by LightningWizard June 11, 2019