Random
Source Code
Random
You and/or someone is up to something .......They ain't saying..
He isn't telling anyone anything,up to some secret squirrel shit again......Fucker.
51👍 8👎
That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.
For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.
14👍 1👎
A large bushy thing that rests above the eye. Also known as the 'eye brow'
Yo did you see how big Ethan's eye squirrels are?
Yeah, they're huge!
In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"
"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.
Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.
When you cum in a significant others mouth from atop a tree.
Honey, climb up that tree and give me some of that dirty squirrel gravy.
annoying people that are constantly getting on your case about nothing. they are pricks and dumbasses, and they tend to make random snoring noises out of no where. Shoot these people in the face!!!!!!!!
That bitch over there is a banshee squirrel, she wont ever shut the hell up.. and she constantly is like SNORING or some shit.