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A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.
I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!
I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
The act of a virgin who has an STD from being kissed by many hockey players
I didn't even sleep with her! How did I get herpes,? Must have been Stanley cupped
There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special
Me watching 2001: a space odyssey
Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick
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Carli Stanley is a beautiful sweet amazing best friend. But also a douche bag love you tho <3
Carli Stanley is a hoe :)
When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.
Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"
Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".
Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".
aaaaaaaaahhdhdhdhdhbvbv is going to go with me and I have a good time at the shop I got the new ones I had a lot in my head but I’m sure he can get a good rest and rest of your life in a row I will be in a few to be safe but it is a lot
I’m going back in a little later I got the call 📞 and it is not a big thing for you guys and your dad and I were talking to him and I told her to tell me what you stanley