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Mocha starfish- a) a nutty and chocolatey frappe with extra whip and a sugar rim,
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John
That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.
When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.
Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.
Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face
When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!
I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.
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When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.
The park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having sex by the ocean.
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N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.
Bitch was talking back to me, so I jizzed in my hand and gave her an albino starfish.
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The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.
Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!
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