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Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.
Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.
Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?
Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)
Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach
A stomach shit is when you feel a ball of shit so prominent in your stomach. You feel a shitball in your gut. Depending on the tier of the shit is how much pain you will endure. If your shit comes out fast and watery, it’s almost desirable. But when you have a shit that’s hard to push out, it hurts like a bitch.
Bestie 1: Broooo I have a stomach shit
Bestie 2: Aw, I’m sorry to hear that. What’s the shit tier?
Bestie 1: I think it’s tier 1.
Bestie 2: OMG GIRLY SHARE SOME 😍😍😍
When it feels like you have butterfly's in your stomach
After what he said She held her stomach because she had butterfly stomach
This is the place a SHITEATER gets FUCKED back for FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT.
I can't wait to get a good STOMACH FUCKING for having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with SHIT.
The stomach filler is when you and your partner are making the sex and when she wants to suck your dick, you tell her to close her eyes. When she closes her eyes, she will open her mouth and you turn around and shit down her throat. The stomach filler.
Last night, I gave my girl the stomach filler. I'm single now.
When you fuck a girl so deep and hard, that her egg fucking explodes. Then, causing an extinction in her ovaries.
It was a casual day in the Angry Bird Kingdom... and oh! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Red: So Chuck you will not believe this
Chuck: Wha-
Bomb: Hey man what the fuck did you do to my bed.
Jay Jake and Jim: We fucked our 3 twin sisters last night!
Red: ...
Bomb: I just pounded your mother last night, Jake!
Jim: NANI?
Bomb: I gave her a dino stomach!
Matilda: Looks like I'll shoot other things out my ass!
\('v')/ good for you
This is when you have a stomach that can endure eating everything including rotten cheese. Lets just paint the picture.. You are sitting with your friends eating some taco soup and you reach into the fridge for some cheese to put on top..... you didnt know it but the cheese expired by quite a bit...... you all partake in the full meal including the cheese. Shortly everyone gets sick except one........ That person is crowned with the the prize..... They have STOMACH OF THE OX!!
Dude.... I cant believe you ate that.... You must have Stomach of the ox!!!