grocery store etiquette

self explanatory

keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)

laura mcfoolsis thought it was all about her, she had no concept of grocery store etiquette!!

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dime store pimp

A low rent wannabe pimp. A person who thinks they have nice cloths or have a nice car but they are really just cheap junk.

That guy over there in that suped up Oldsmobile, he ain't nothin' but a dime store pimp.

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Big-box store

Large, high-volume stores. I.e., Circuit City, IKEA, Target, Home Depot, Best Buy, etc.

The new shopping center outside of town has acres and acres of big-box stores.

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App store depression

When a week or two go by where nothing seems interesting to download on the iTunes app store.

Dude, we're totally in an app store depression, there's no good apps!

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Store Security Agent

1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.

*Superhuman; godlike.

2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.

3. Regulators,regulated.

4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.

latin: absolutus talio-onis

1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?


2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.

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grocery store feet

crusty, dirty, ashy feet. looks like you've been walking barefoot across a dirty parking lot all day.

"Girllllll.... did you see that skank walk up in the club last night?? She had grocery store feet!!"

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nickel-store whore

(1) A prostitute so cheap she would not even warrant a dime for her services. (2) An individual who is such an unbelievable slut that calling her a dime-store whore is both an insult to the value of dimes and to whores.

As Kelly provided fellatio to the stranger she had just met in the parking lot of a McDonalds, she demonstrated her prowess as a nickel-store whore.

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