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Performing oral sex followed by anal, as well as vice versa.
"That girl has crazy head game, imma be flipping the straw on her when we done"
Period blood crust on on top of 14yo shmegma
With a smooth blend of diarrhea
Dude Becky had me in the first half up until she brought in her sister and handed a Straw berry scabachino!!!
A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?
Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY
My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy
When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.
Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.
(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
The act of using ones foreskin to store water or other various liquids, much like a camel.
John got thirsty during the football game, luckily he had his soggy straw filled to the brim.