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The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.
Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!
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This holiday falls on June 22nd.
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 22nd?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
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August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking
Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed
Suck your cousins dick day
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pertains to someone who's reputation is the embodiment of awesomeness or is so in control of their location/situation that if they were to commit an act of epic self degradation (sucking dick) their reputation wouldn't be harmed.
Those guys are so fucking awesome, look at the way those bitches follow them around. They're sucking dick like they own the place.
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this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.
note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.
Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.
Manny: really?
Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.
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October 5th is suck your friends dick day. Go suck someone
Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf