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Impersonates microsoft and tries to scam you.
Indian tech support: 'Elo dees is microsawff tEk surp0t how mey I hepp yu0?
DurdleTurtle: no
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A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.
Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.
A rapper songs here for example
Trying times: a song about prison rape
Spread it : what you do when u broke
Hairless inspiration: abut his desire 4 of hair
Hood genitalia: about chronic masterbation
Don't be like yung child support gimme my child support check
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1: A pain in the ass system for trying to fix a problem but just leads to more shit wrong with your system then before.
2: A secret underground tunnel full of indians (not feather indians, dot head indians), and mexicans that do not know what the hell they are doing and google your question as you ask it.
Guy 1: My xbox sounds like it is fixing to explode because the fan sounds like a helicopter.
Guy 2: Have you called xbox customer support?
Guy 1: Are you fucking high!??!?! I called and they said there should be a slight noise coming from the fan. They can't get it through there head that it is loud enough to wake up my neighbors.
Dude 1: I GOT THE RED RING OF DEATH!!!!
Dude 2: Did you call xbox customer support.
Dude 1: Yeah. They don't know what the fuck they are doing. They said it should be green not red, and I could have swore he was googling porn in the background.
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A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.
Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.
when youre eating a burger or sandwich and by the end of it there is too little bun to support the contents of that sandwich
Roy Halladay had a lack of bun support as he was finishing his burger.
Xbox Customer Support is the customer "help" line for Microsoft's Xbox and Xbox 360.
It consists of these steps:
1. You listen to 4 minutes of a worthless automated talking machine until you finally get asked a question. At which point you reply to said question only to have this machine not understand your perfect english. After 3 minutes of constant saying the word in different tones and volumes you finally get to the next automated question.
2. Repeat step 1 for 3 more questions.
3. Get put on hold for 5 minutes. (While on hold you have to listen to the most annoying, loudest, crappiest quality songs that Microsoft could have possibly found on the internet.
4. You give a lot of information to the Customer Service Rep.
5. They ask you to repeat all of it.
6. You realize they do not speak english and are in fact from india.
7. You try to explain your problem about the Disk Drive not reading disks
8. He offers his advice by asking if you have plugged the component cables into your TV.
9. You get a migraine.
10. You hang up the phone.
11. www.google.com
Guy 1: Dude my Xbox's USB Ports don't work anymore, what do i do?
Guy 2: Have you called Xbox Customer Support?
Guy 3: WHAT? That half-assed, sorry excuse for a help line that I have ever had the misfortune of having to deal with!? Call my cousin, he can fix it.
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