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During anal sex in the back seat of a car, one quickly replaces the penetrating penis with a seat belt.
1. "Dude, last night on the way home in the car, you didnt even know it, but I gave your girl a mean Seat belt supreme in the back seat."
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Receiving oral gratification from a defecating woman while performing an upper deck.
We both had to crap, and she was feeling nasty, so we pulled a double blumpkin supreme
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When someone is just beyond a fucking idiot, they are a fuck tart supreme. Fuck, for how fucking retarded you are. Tart is just there. And supreme, for how supremely stupid you are.
Wow.... that is the dumbest thing you've ever said in your life. Good job fuck tart supreme.
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In the middle of having sex with a girl you grab her leg and break it and then pull out and finish on the girls broken leg
Matthew: Hey Jake did you here about what happened to molly?
Jake: No what happened?
Matthew: Luke gave her a Luke Heggie Supreme so now she’s gonna be on crutches for the next week
The highest judicial court of fashion. Justices decide wheter it's fad or failure.
I've got one last chance to prove mankinis are smexy to the Supreme TM Court.
When you and your boys beating the meat and all your man milk shoots straight into another guy's throat from 4 feet away.
"Bro last night I tried out the Supreme Gunk Dunk and no joke that shit got everywhere."
Ejaculating in your wife, girl friend or bar whores under wear, folding them up, and placing them neatly back into her pantie drawer for a mid-week surprise.
Bro!, that hottie from the bar last night was a freak! I totally left her a crunch wrap supreme! She's gonna hate me by Wednesday!
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