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A sexual act in which one partner keeps a generous mouthful of chocolate milk (ideally room temperature for maximum shock value) during anal sex. At the peak moment of intensity — just as the other partner lets go — the chocomel is spit dramatically onto their lower back, accompanied by the shout: “It’s raining cocoa, baby!”
Variations:
The Warm Wiener: Same idea, but performed in a bathtub for extra splash zone.
The Double Chocolate Factory: When both partners have chocolate milk... use your imagination. Bonus points for sound effects.
Lets do the chocomel suprise
When one slurps out a females bloody tampon out of there vagina
Yea man, I was going down on her last night and pulled a spaghetti suprise on her
The act of aggressively biting your partners ear during sex while their eating the mcrib
“Damn she was hot, i would have liked it if she didn’t give me a mctyson suprise”
When you're fingering a girl at the beach and your hand is wet so you stick it in the sand and put it back inside her
Tom: dude, what you do with Monica at the beach? Jerry: I gave her a sandy suprise.
When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.
“Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”
“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”