swiss cheese brain

When you smoke too much weed and you can't remember things as well anymore. Like you have holes in your memory.

Dude I totally forgot. I was so baked, Swiss cheese brain.

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Swiss Army Boywife

Someone who is considered non-binary and genderfluid that is sexually versatile and a switch that strongly believes in being predominantly a "service bottom" and taking care of someone's needs either sexually, romantically, and platonically. They perpetuate the "femboy/thembo" aesthetic.

They're so awesome. I adore my Swiss Army Boywife!!

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Swiss Army Minority

This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.

The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.

Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker

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You're so Swiss!

Someone who refuses to make a decision or takes a long time to make a decision. Derived from Switzerland's infamous stance on remaining neutral on almost everything, including wars and other hot topics.

Make up your mind about what movie to see! I'm sick of this battle about who cares less. You're so Swiss! Pick something!

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Swiss Miss

Like a Tea Bag, but trying to dip your sack into a butthole.

Man, I am in the mood for some hot Swiss Miss!

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swiss cake roll

pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends tits, titty fuck her. Before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your dick and cum in her mouth, aka the cream filling.

You've never had a swiss cake roll until your bf turns into the hostess factory!

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swiss cheezed up

shot up; shot many times

"If Felix don't take out that garbage that fool finna get swiss cheezed up--fo real!"
"Them fools was fonkin at that joint last night! Somebody pulled out a piece and some ninja got swiss cheezed up!"

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