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A place run by the state government where ethyl alcohol is sold.
I’m heading to the ABC Store to get some booze.
When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."
Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
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"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.
Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"
The only sure way to make your lady will cum while eating her pussy is to spell the ABC’S with your Tongue.
I made her squirt after she sat on my face and I recited ABC’s with tongue.
People who promote the LGBTQ movement as their identity.
The only guys shopping at banana republic are the ABC gang.