dry ass cooch

An abnormally dry vagina. For women who share underwear, having a dry ass cooch can be a detractor or a positive.

I don't want those panties, they had your dry ass cooch on them.

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Cooch Co-op

A three persons sex act involving double vaginal penetration .

Taken from the video game term for local multiplayer or "couch co-op ".

"That girl I met last week is crazy, she's well up for a threesome!

Wanna come over for some cooch co-op?"

lower cooch sag

the extra fat hanging over, covering, devouring, or chilling near a woman's vagina.

Man your lower cooch sag makes me hungry.

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smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

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scootch ya cooch

get the hell out da way... mostly used in a quick reaction to someone gettin in ur way.

if someone steals ur seat: scootch ya cooch fool.

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pooch cooch smooch

When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.

I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!

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Scoot Your Cooch

Commonly used by Southdakotans. Refers to moving your vagina over.

Matt: Hey fuckhead, scoot your cooch.

Fuckhead: I don't understand??

Matt: (swift kick to the dick) move your vagina over pussy.

Fuckhead: (scoots his cooch)

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