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Markville mall used to be the shut when U were in grade 7 but now it’s home to old Asians and mss students w fake yeezys. If u are over the age of 15 and are bored and decide to go there I suggest getting ur head examined bc the only thing u can do there is play with the phones at the apple store or try to find a seat at the food court.
Ling ling: hey, wanna go to markville mall?
Chang: no thanks, I have functioning brain cells
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The typical drink you would purchase at the mall to compliment your shopping trip
i.e. specialty coffee, smoothies, iced tea, bubble tea.
Let's get a mall drink, that bubble tea was awesome last time we were shopping
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A mall infested with black people and mexicans.
I got molested the other day by a mexican at Desoto Mall.
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also known as monkey butt
when all the sweat congregates to the ass.
ive been walkin around all day and i have serious mall ass right now.
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One of those stupid, superficial teenage cunts, concerned souly with men who are built physically perfect in their eyes, who go to a shopping mall trying to peddle some cheap pussy to these sports obscessed, ego maniac dicks. They are only a mall slut if the pussy is peddled for free. Lake Region High School in Eagle Lake Florida is where they spend most of their days during the Fall, Srping, and Autumn.
Amanda may only be a sophmore at Lake Region but she's already a full blown mall slut.
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men or boys who go to the mall to look for hot single girls and try to strike up a conversation and get numbers
"Hey ladies.Could you help me and my friend here, we have a problem"
"Get outta here you creep. We know you're just a mall sarger, and we're not interested. GOT IT?"
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When a man gets an erection at the mall due to seeing a very attractive female or a very sexually oriented display. This can be very inconvenient and or embarrassing for the man.
Jake should've known better than to go to the mall right after his workout without taking the time to mentally prepare himself, but he went anyways. He walked through the entrance at JC Penny and immediately saw a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue on a magazine rack. As his eyes focused on it, he felt his large penis jump in his pants, beginning to grow into a mall erection.
Jake walked quickly into the store, trying to focus his mind on something else, but he found himself walking in front of the lingerie department. Jake looked across the colorful displays of bras and panties, stopping for a moment to look at the large picture of a beautiful model hung from the ceiling tiles. His mall erection grew much longer and harder and he couldn't help but moan.
"Hi Jake," came the sound of a female voice.
Turning to look, Jake saw Brittany, a very beautiful brunette from his college. She wore a tight blouse, with a generous amount of cleavage from her huge boobs showing. His mall erection strained against his jeans, begging to be released, and it was clear from how red Brittany's cheeks were getting that she noticed. "I'm sorry Brittany I can't talk," Jake said in a strained voice as he began to run further into the mall.
"Jake wait," Brittany called to him as she followed him.
Jake was desperate to escape the embarrassment as he weaved his way through customers, only to find himself standing right in front of Victoria's Secret. As he looked past the gorgeous photo of four different VS Angels, he found himself looking right into the store. Standing in front of a display, he saw Lana, the most beautiful girl at his college, holding up a leopard print thong.
It became too much, Jake had to loosen his belt, and as he did, the thick mushroom head of his mall erection slipped through his boxers and out the top of his pants, rising in the fresh air. "Girls," Jake moaned. "Beautiful girls everywhere."
"Oh my god!" came the sound of Brittany's voice, who had caught up with him.
Before Jake knew what was happening, Brittany had wrapped her fingers around his shaft, causing an immense amount of pleasure to flow through his body. Her hand began to pump his shaft, causing precum to leak from the head of his penis.
"Oh God, Jake?" Came another voice.
Turning towards it, Jake saw Lana walking towards him and Brittany. Her huge boobs bounced up and down with every step she took and before he knew it she had thrown her arms around his neck, kissing him.
Lana pulled his pants down, leaving his mall erection completely exposed for everyone to see. Both she and Brittany fought to stroke him and Jake couldn't hold back anymore. He ejaculated all over both Brittany and Lana right there in the middle of the mall.
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