too married

When you want to go out and get wild and fucking crazy with your friends but they have boyfriends so they don't want to do anything cool or fun anymore except sit on the couch with their boyfriends and each cheesies out of eachother's toes

Ya I went and asked Judy if she wanted to go get fucked up this weekend like Owen Wilson's nose fucked up but she "too married"

too real

ghetto ass kid straight outta Gurnee, Illinois

I'm goin to Too Real's crib tonight

Too cold

A game where two players face's must stay close to each other, the aim is not to be the first to kiss the other player. If one player kisses the other s/he loses. The winner gets to do whatever s/he wants to the loser.

Chris and Alice decided to play a suspensing game of Too Cold last night.

me-too

colloquial slang term for a redneck -- specifically a southern redneck -- or shitkicker. This term was coined because so many rednecks incessantly say "me too, man" in a heavy southern drawl, as a retort to almost anything.

Shit, they gave them mexican brick-layers a raise and I was like me-too man.

Me too

A word used to get an annoying or rather unwanted situation to go away.

"Ashley- Hi Kaitlin Did you know that Koalas eat their moms poop in order to build amunity to Ecalyptus leaves? Kaitlin-uummm ME TOO! Ashley-........"

too much

nobody literally nobody ever anywhere needed that much of what you had to offer. it was too much therefore no good. too much of something reduces its credibility. think of you smiling. exactly. too much. telling somebody you miss them. too much. nobody believes you when you smile or miss too much because its. Too fucking much.

"you're just too much for my brittle western soul. please emigrate."

Limited Too

Limited Too is a store for ages 7-14. It has cute cloths for a ok price.

Girl 1: Hey, look what I just got yesterday at Limited Too, these jeans were only like $39.50 and this shirt was only $19.50!!!!
Girl 2: OMG! I'm so going there today with my mom!!!