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A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.
I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.
A singular piece of poo that is of prehistoric magnitude comparable to that of a dinosaur.
Person 1: Oh my God man someone left a
dino turd in the toilet at work today!
I had to break it up with the plunger
before it could get it to go down.
Person 2: That's awful! You should find out
who it was and start calling them
T-Rex!
The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.
Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.
(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.
Syn: turd, dump, crap
Ant: pee
Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.
Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude
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Not just the sphincter, but the ass as as whole. Real popular in Maine.
Now SHE has a nice turd cutter!
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A person who uses a plunger to bust up an extremely large turd, so it will flush down the toilet.
Send in the "turd buster". The toilets are overflowing.
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Chrome won't get you home. That's just a Chrome Turd!
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