take the piss

To rile, mock, or be a jerk to another person whether or not the person is joking or being serious.

I know what I am so don't take the piss.
Don't worry about him hes just taking the piss.

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Take the Mickey

To take the rise out of someone - to make fun of them. This is Cockney rhyming slang, Mickey Bliss = piss.

Leave it out, mate, don't take the Mickey.

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Take it Chill

A under used expression that can be replaced for "take it easy." or advice on future actions.

moeronald: "I wanna go get with that girl over there right there.... think she'll go home with me?"
donjuan:" take it chill, you got time"

.......walking out the door.....
bkind: "take it chill"

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Taking Names

When an individual completely dominates their competitors.

"Dude, you beat the shiz out of everyone at the poker table, yo!"

"Yeah brother, I iz been taking names"

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take it in the ass

To be on the receiving end of anal sex

Haha! You take it in the ass! Nya nya nya nya nya

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Taking a dump

Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit, dropping a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing the traffic jam on the hershey highway, dropping a bomb, shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump.

Yesterday I got home from work and the doorbell rang, I yelled," I am taking a dump! Come back in an hour!"

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Take a seat

The famous one liner used by Chris Hansen in his interviews of potential sexual predators as seen on Dateline NBC's 'To Catch a Predator'.
Upon walking into the room in which the potential predator and the decoy (the latter of which may not be in the room at the time) meet, Chris usually starts off with asking the potential predator something that has to do with what the potential predator and the decoy were just discussing, and then asks the potential predator to "take a seat".

The phrase 'take a seat' and 'have a seat' are often interchanged.

Decoy: "I made you some cookies but I got chocolate on my shirt, I gotta go change it really fast but I left them on the table for you."
(about 10-15 seconds pass)
Chris Hansen: "So no cookies for you then? Why don't you go ahead and take a seat on that stool there for me please".

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