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Redneck Tampon

The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.

Tom's a sick pedofile, someone should give him a redneck tampon!

by Wet Beanbag July 12, 2020


parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.

"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."

by the fresh maker May 7, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass tampon

when you use a tampon in your ass to suck up all the cum after anal sex

Phyllis:Honey I'll be right back, it was great but I need an ass tampon

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) March 19, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tampon Breath

This term refers to an individual whose breath is reminiscent of a used Tampon. This smell is shitty, fishy... musty and generally gut wrenching.

John: Oh my god, I was talking to Jessica, and the dirty fucking whore has FULL ON Tampon Breath! I nearly puked up in her face.

Steve: Yea I know, she asked me for the time yesterday and I ran away screaming.

by Mackster86 February 1, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


tampon leash

When a girl has a tampon string hanging down out of her vagina and sometimes out of her bathingsuit or underwear, because she is either afraid of her vagina altogether or afraid she will lose the tampon inside her vagina if she doesn't let it hang out.

=At a nude strip club and a tampon string is hanging out waiting for someone to pull on it.

=At a pool and you see a hot chick then look down and see her tampon leash hanging down.

by SuperAwesomeFemaleChick May 14, 2011

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Tampon Roulette

A game commonly played using five new tampons and one used one. The Tampons are then placed back in their respective applicators, shaken about in a hat (or bag) and dealt to six people. One at a time, each person withdraws a tampon. At the count of three, all of the players open their applicators and pour its contents directly into their mouths.

Craig: We played Tampon Roulette last night

Tom: How was it?

Craig: Great! I actually won this time!!! Dina was super pissed.

by coffeebreaker July 2, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Period no tampon

Some phrase that dumb hoes and thots say to explain that they are fucking autistic

Niggas ain't shit Period no tampon

by L.v.nate July 2, 2019

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