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Muff Tap

1. When you give a nice feel or tap to a woman's vagina either sexual or not sexual.

2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.

1. I gave Becky a Muff Tap last night, and I really think she liked it. Tomorrow I might go to the next step, and give her a Polish Windmill.

2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.

by Thedrizzle77 November 26, 2009


Duck tap

when a guy goes to the hardwear store to buy some duck tape, tapes his index and middle finger together and then his ring finger and pinky, goes home and fingers his wife with fingers in taped position. two in the pink, two in the stink.

Man 1: I've run out of duck tape my wife cant get enough of the duck tap!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!

by mangina4 January 11, 2011


phone tap

a synonym for prank call usually used by radio stations

Seattle's 106.1 Kiss FM has a phone tap every morning by its DJ, Jubal who calls anyone per a listeners request to creep them out.

by thediziedork March 04, 2010


ball tap

To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.

I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).

by Chris December 28, 2003


tapping off

The act of typing data into your mobile phone for texting, sending/replying to email, or IM.

That dumbass got into an accident because he was tapping off instead of keeping his eyes on the road.

by porchteq October 29, 2009


D-TAP

Down To Ass Penetration

A common phrase passed around college parties as a ice breaker. Women are typically honored to be asked. Similar to DTF.

Tom: Aaron, are you down to D-TAP?
Aaron: Yes, no homo.

by Paradeaz January 25, 2010


Pink Tap

Someone who goes to beer fests, beer-bar openings, and other craft beer promoting events, and spends the night drinking bud light or blue moon. Basically wants to seem cool by attending said events, but probably couldn't tell you what a Saison is or name a stout other than Guinness. Similar to a "Pink Hat" but craft beer related.

At the latest beer festival, featuring 1,000 brews from 200 awesome craft brewers:

Guy 1: Hey man, you see that dude over there getting his third sample of the summer wheat? They have an Aged Imperial IPA for chrissakes!
Guy 2: What a pink tap. He's the reason these things are overcrowded.

by markied85 July 26, 2012