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1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.
2. The bulimia of 21st century.
3. Food toss to stay fit.
Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.
Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'
The act of getting a bloody nose while having sex, and letting it bleed all over your partner.
I loved it when my boyfriend rich gave me an aborted fetus
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Noun~Complete waste of human life/oxygen
What a tool, a complete Survived Abortion. Why does that kid insist on living?
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A Failed abortion is something that happened to your mom you are the definition of this word
Wow that guy is a Failed abortion
you: cries internally
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When little tan Mexicans beat their Pinata sticks against the stomach of a impregnated woman, forcing the baby out of the womb.
"Ow that Mexican Abortion hurt"
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When a man kills his pregnant wife or girlfriend primarily to prevent the birth of the child.
A decomposing body discovered in a drum of acid in a man's basement was found to be that of his pregnant wife. His neighbors joked that he'd given her a Polish abortion.
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The act of aborting a person with a shotgun. This is not confined to shooting the gun, as the butt of the gun is also useful to perform the abortion as well.
The use of this term is found primarily in First Person Shooters such as the Halo series and the Call of Duty series. A person will defeat a player using a shotgun and proclaim the victim to be "shotgun aborted".
"Shotgun abortion's are very effective in keeping Darwinism alive."
"I am a doctor of shotgun abortion. Do you need an abortion performed?"
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