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The ultimate anal pounder. Known to be relentless.
Dan: Did you hear about what Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man did to Alexis last night?
Me: No?
Dan: He tore her up. I hear she's bleeding today.
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The act when a beautiful woman suddenly inserts 2 fingers into your chocolate freckle up to the 2nd knuckles instantaneously causing your toes to spasm and cramp up
While Sally was giving me a slurp and jerk last night she surprised me with a backdoor double buckle toe buckle!
A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja
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The endeavor of sodomizing an active partner or a person to whom which you're affiliated with in a sexual bond. A pre-eminent phrase originally used by Led Zeppelin's Front-man - Robert Plant - in their track "Whole Lotta Love".
girl: "I really like you, but is there anything you would like to share with me before we do it...?"
guy: " I want to be your backdoor man..."
girl: "...."
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this describes a scutting so brutal in the doggystyle position that the severity of this act could be compared to an LAPD swat team beating down the backdoor of a house that contained very bad people
I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges
I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor RIGHT off its hinges
When someone dresses as a clown and shoves an animal balloon up the rectum of their partner and proceeds to blow into the balloon.
Hey did you hear about what happened with John and Martha.
No what?
She gave him a "BackDoor Bozo"!
The process of anal penetration with a goat.
After Toby Keith's concert, he got in a little bit of Iraqi backdoor before he donkey-punched your mom.