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When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.
Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!
Τοmmy Rοbinsοn, who is "he who shall not be named" on social media
British Voldemort has supported Dank's right to free speech
British Phobic - To hate a British person aggressively with a passion.
Person 1 : “I fucking hate British people.”
Person 2 : “Lol same we’re so British Phobic.”
When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.
Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"
The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.
A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.
When a British person walks in to a pub and a British pop artist is on the radio an the British person in the pub dances
the dance is British disco. It can be any dance move but the song artist has to be British.
There is a British disco mob down at the corner pub.
When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.
He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.