Bruce-Juiced

(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.

"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"

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Bruce-Tage

A montage that consists of repetitive hardscoping and barrel-stuffs.

Guy: Did you see Nicole's new Montage?
Other Guy: Yeah, it was a Bruce-Tage.

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bruce leeroy

basically going ape shit crazy bruce lee style, except in a black (notice its spelled "Leeroy" not Liroy)

Imma 'bout to go Bruce Leeroy on yo ass!

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Bruce's Dick

THE SMALLEST, TEENIEST, SHORTEST MICROSCOPIC THING THE HUMAN EYE WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. HELL, THIS DICK IS SO FUCKING SMALL, MICROSCOPES CAN'T EVEN DETERMINE THAT THIS THING EVEN EXISTS. (How do we know?) WELL, IT SPREADS FUCKING HERPES, AIDS, CANCER, AND HEPATITIS C TO EVERY LIVING CREATURE IT TOUCHES. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THIS FUCKING CANCER CELL DISEASE EXISTS. FURTHERMORE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO RID EARTH OF THIS HORRID MONSTER. HERE'S THE FUCKING SOLUTION: CHOP OFF ITS HEAD AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF PIGS DURING A SATANIC RITUAL. THEN BURN THEM ALL TO PREVENT THE SPREAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF BRUCE'S DICK. IT IS THE SMALLEST AND MOST DEADLIEST ANIMAL OUT THERE.

- With lots of love, Hailey

Guy 1: Whoa dude, what's that horrible disease you have?

Guy 2: Turns out I got a case of "Bruce's Dick." It's fucking horrible, man.

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bruce banner

A drink also known as the incredible hulk.

One part hypnotiq
One part Hennessy

First used by rapper messy marv from san francisco.

what it do! I'm `bout to get hyphy off this bruce banner ya' feel me?

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Bruce Willis

v. to shave balding hair on your head with the hope that it will make you look cool again.

e.g. from TMZ on Prince Edward's thinning hair: "He ought to Bruce Willis that."

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bruce springsteen

Fantastic musician who writes excellent songs and tops them off with a brilliant sound. His music is innovative and has a point to it, which is more than what can be said for the plastic, tasteless artists of today, e.g. Good Charlotte. He is just truly awesome.

Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out, Born To Run, Born In The U.S.A, Thunder Road, She's The One. truly mesmerising stuff.

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