burned the meatloaf

to do something to piss off your girlfriend/boyfriend to the point where they will not speak to you

"so i went out drinking with my friends the other night instead of taking my girl out to dinner"
"looks like someone burned the meatloaf again"

my old lady left me again! Why? Guess i burnt the meatloaf?

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burned the carpet

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

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taco burn

razor burn found on the face caused by stubble from the female genitalia (aka: pink taco, fish taco, hairy taco).

can also be used to describe the irritation transferred to the femal genitalia from the roughness of a man's beard and moustache stubble.

both instances usually occur during the process of intense cunnilingus. (aka going down, felatio)

she hadn't shaved in several days, so when i went down on her for the better part of an hour my face was raw from the taco burn.

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burned out

What occurs when you overwork yourself into a state of limited mental acuity, depleted emotions, and strength completely drained from your body.

I was so burned out I didn't even know I was burned out. When three days of vacation helped maybe 2%, I realized I had to cut way, way back on the hours. I don't mind playing brinksmanship with myself, screwing around until deadline on shit I have to do. But, when I miss even those basic deadlines and my important stuff just starts piling up - of what I can't even function enough to take care of - well, it was pathetic, and I'm only just now coming out of it after chilling a few weeks.

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dick burn

That internal burning, sore feeling of the penis when you ejaculate too many times in one day.

Mark: Dude, I'm getting dick burn
Tim: Stop beating off so much then
Mark: No

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Piss Burn

Is the discolored skin around the outer labia from dribbling piss out of a females pussy. 2. The discolored skin from using hair removing products mixed with urine burns the skin leaving it slightly yet obviously discolored.

Stephanie shaved around her pussy lips real nice but when i went to lick that box, I discovered Piss Burn. The Piss Burn left a noticable color difference to her pussy. The piss burn isn't a color it's a lifestyle.

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Side Burns

A manly beastly facial hair which protrudes along the face downwards.

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