butter boner

When a man has a full erection, but it still isn't quite rock-hard.
Firm, yet squishy.

ex: He tried to put it in my butt, except he has a butter boner so it didn't penetrate.

Smooth as Butter

A term used by plane spotters to describe a smooth or soft landing that you can't feel or barely feel inside the cabin

Ex 1 :
Plane Spotter 1 : WOW! Did you see how softly the pilot landed the plane?
Plane Spotter 2: Yeah! I got it on film too. It was smooth as butter.

Ex 2:

Passenger 1: Are we on the ground yet or was this landing was smooth as butter?
Passenger 2: I think we are... and it was!

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Nutter Butter

The equivalent of Swamp Ass on your balls. In other words, it's when your junk is really sweaty.

Dave: Dude, there is a battle going on.

Tony: What?
Dave: Bro, it's Nutter Butter vs. Swamp Ass over the Taint Dome.

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Poo Butter

Poo Butter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends' lists.

Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of butter or margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 - 2 minutes to reduce the butter/marg into a liquid.

Pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or glass, and put it to the side.

Now, take the empty butter/marg container and defecate into it. Once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid butter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/marg back in to the fridge.

Soon, the butter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. Your hapless victim will start using the butter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn't it?

Poo butter is a suggested tactic for situations such as:

- Domestic Arguments
- Fights with siblings
- Hated co-workers
- Nasty neighbours

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buttered balls

this means when you've been nobbin your bird and her love juice has gone all over your plums. lovely jubly!

i was bonin' Lisa and she obviously loved it coz she buttered my balls. or:

i got buttered balls mate. It was blindin

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Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As she sat down driving all day she was producing major Goose Butter

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dipped in butter

fitted lookin clean from head to toe...AKA dipped in sauce

"im DIPPED IN BUTTER" -andre hicks aka MAC DRE

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