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Good site, but the forum was better in the past. I always liked the explicit nature of the cult, much better than the SSRG with it's pubescent whining cretins. Seems they've all jumped onto the cult forums now...
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A kick-ass Sonic the Hedgehog compilation site. I must warn you, it contains rather explicit content and language.
It also has a message board with no rules regarding flaming, a forum where you can bitch about stuff, etc. I post there as dj gs68 and use an anime girl in a bikini for an avatar. ~_^
Sega's Sonic pages suck, I'm going to Sonic CulT.
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A plague of groupies on the Twilight Sucks forum who think they're e-cool because they put "Mmm" in their usernames. Ironically, this subdivision of Twilight haters possess the mindset of Twilight fangirls themselves in the fact that they jump on a bandwagon just to feel as though they're a part of something, no matter how pathetic the fad may be.
The Mmm Cult serves as a vessel by which members make up for their sad lives by being popular on the Internet and liked by other members with sad lives.
Played a major role in ruining the Twilight Sucks forum along with the arrogant, pseudointellectual elitists worshiped by lesser members for taking their anti-Twilightism to laughable extremes and saying they "did it for the lulz" to feel badass and feed their colossal e-go.
Typical Mmm Cult conversation...
Mmm Penis: "LOL EDWARD CAN SUCK ME"
Mmm Cookies: "Mmmmmmm I'd like to suck you too"
Mmm Penis: "Okay!"
Mmm Chocolate: "HEY GUYS! NYXBEL HAWTHORNE JUST RIPPED UP HER TWITARD COUSIN'S FIRST EDITION TWILIGHT BOOK, TURNED HER ENTIRE FAMILY AGAINST HER, AND SENT HER TO INTENSIVE THERAPY FOR SOMETHING SHE DIDN'T DO! LET'S GO WIPE HER ASS!"
Mmm Cookies: "WE CAN HAVE A SEXY MMM FOURSOME WITH HER TOO!"
Mmm Penis & Mmm Chocolate: "OKAY!"
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Incorrect spelling of Trve Kvlt.
If you say True Cult instead of Trve Kvlt, then you're a poser who isn't into real Black Metal.
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when the line between a romantic relationship and a platonic relationship is severely blurred.
Person 1: Gee shawty, my crush and I don’t know if we are just dating or friends.
Person 2: That sounds like Piss Cult!!
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The Kowalski Cult is a cult created by Exops, the leader of the cult. The cult worships the penguin Kowalski, from the movies Penguins of Madagascar and Madagascar.
"Hey, have you heard about the Kowalski Cult?"
"Yes, Exops our lord created it."
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Just 7 crazy girls living life
Yo, who are those weird girls who always hang out together?
Oh them? That’s the Babushka cult, they’re crazy, man.
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