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a situation where your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't actually break up with you, but they ignore your texts, emails, and calls until you eventually give up the cause.
ashley: i haven't heard from my boyfriend in 5 days!
robin: have you tried to call him?
ashley: yeah, a few times! do you think a dragon destroyed his phone?
robin: no. it sounds like you got ignore dumped.
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After Dropping a Deuce you wipe once and there isn't even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper.
The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.
John: Sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? I just wiped and there wasn't any stain on the toilet paper.
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!
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The act of defecating into another’s rectum.
The route of the phrase originates from prison slang as the act is often used as an initiation or power assertion within the pecking order of inmates.
I box dumped him and he now answers as my bitch.
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You know that feeling when you need to make a trip to the bathroom, and quick? well the power dump is when you poopie it out so fast that it splashes your bottom! thats the power dump
Oh gawd, i gotta make a run, dont expect me out anytime soon, Its The Power Dump!
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The noxious bowel movement experienced after an evening of excessive alcohol consumption.
I suggest wearing a hazmat suit before going into the bathroom because I just took a toxic dump
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Typically experienced in a public restroom setting everyday between 1:30pm - 3:30pm, whereby the entire washroom facility is inundated by non-courtesy flushers. In this perfect storm, the smell culminates in what can best be described as the equivalent of 1,000 zombies who ate 1,000 tacos, 1,000 years ago, rising from the dead, and eliminating said tacos into the rankest smell ever propagated onto mankind. Global warming is possibly being caused by this daily activity.
Hey Jesse, avoid the men's room for the next hour, Jimmy and co. just got back from Wingin' It and are engaged in the daily lunch dump. I literally held my breath the entire time I was in there to keep from bleeding from my nose and mouth. All I want for Xmas is a courtesy flush from those fuckers.
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