Greek Volcano

Pleasuring oneself or receiving pleasure to the near point of climax and then abruptly stopping mid stroke claiming that that's enough pleasure for one day.

The term is derived from volcanoes in Greece that have been dormant for years. They could erupt but choose not to right now.

Example 1:
Albert: I saw you and Shaneek'wa making out at the party. You do the dirty?
Taso: I got the "Greek Volcano", man...
Albert: Ouch. You go home and take care of business by yourself?
Taso: Nah, I was good, that was enough pleasure for me.
Albert: You have no game, you couldn't seal the deal, Greek Volcano

Example 2:
Chuck Norris is also an advocate for Greek Volcano as his pleasure taste buds are so superior to regular man that a Norris orgasm would result in too much man juice that the world could not handle (similar to the iceland volcano), which is why he's more than happy to stop before climax claiming he's received more than enough Norris pleasure.

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half greek

a woman/man who will only let you get the tip of your dick in his/her ass, not full insertion.

John wished to be gay, but he knew he was only half greek.

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Greek Threesome

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.

This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.

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Greek Missile

The act of a Greek male ejaculating his load onto someone or something.

Jorge: Hey how did your date go last night?

Panos: Ohh! It went well, luckily she didn't have a pickled donut.

Jorge: Did you give her the Greek Missile?!

Panos: You bet! She got a German Snack Pack to go along with it.

Jorge: Gross bitch.

Panos: d

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Greek yogurt

Semen ejaculated by a Greek male. Better consumed fresh.

Woman - What’s the healthiest kind of yogurt?

Greek man - Greek yogurt. I make it fresh. You should come over and try it sometime.

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Greek Sunscreen

When a person goes to the beach and accidentally gets a sun burn, then asks a friend for sunscreen while said friend ejaculates onto said person's body and rubs it all over his body as a substitute sunscreen.

Hey bro, mind giving me some greek sunscreen? I got a bad sun burn.

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greek entrance

Meaning the backdoor/rear exit of a building, taken from the offensive stereotype in the belief that homosexuality and anal penetration originated from the Greeks.

The party is at the back, show our guests the Greek entrance.

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