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Guido

Any South Philly kid named Santino. AKA Sanguido.

Dude, your such a guido. I bet you like Clvscw's.

Hey look it's Sanguido.

by Clvscw March 7, 2009


Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.

Everything was so confusing. but then I met Guido.

And it all makes sense now.

by Phospin July 13, 2023


Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.

Everything seemed so confusing, until I met Guido. Then it all made sense.

by Phospin July 13, 2023


Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs"

This is the guido

by godknows342 March 30, 2023


Guido

SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVES BAKSO/meatballs! The guy that always ask to buy meatballs.

A: Let's eat. Any idea?
A Guido: Meatballs?/Bakso?

B: Let's eat. Idea please?
A Guido: Meatballs?
C: Else please?
A Guido: Hmmm...bakso?
B: They're basically the same -___-

by Navidad0508 November 23, 2021


Guido party

A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.

"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."

"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"

by Guidette101 November 13, 2015


Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021