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A person who thinks and acts as if they are good at the game Guitar Hero, but in reality, they are horrible
Guitar Zero: Yo, let's go to my house and rip it up at guitar hero, i'm nasty... i'll beat anyone
Person: year right dude, you suck
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When a man on top of a lady plays her like a guitar, holding the boobs in random positions and strumming the vaginal lips.
dude, last night a played guitar hero on my wife last night. It was fucking awsome.
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AKA "Guitar Hero". A guitarist known for extraordinary skill, flash, style and influence. Usually this applies to rock'n'roll guitarists but not exclusively.
1. Chet Adkins is labeled as a country guitarist but he's delved into more genres than that. I saw him once on PBS where he performed TWO patriotic songs on his acoustic guitar - one song played on the strings near the sound hole, and the other tune on the neck. The 2 songs were being played at the same time! Chet looks like a guitar god to me.
2. When Dire Straits guitarist Mark Knopfler won an MTV Guitarist of the Year award he was amazed and surprized, saying that he never considered himself to be a "guitar god". He later made an album with Chet Adkins.
3. I have seen many bands in concert that have influential guitarists. Some of the guitar gods I have seen are:
Eddie Van Halen,
Stevie Ray Vaughn,
The Edge (U2),
Steaming Steve Clark (Def Leppard),
Rick Neilsen (Cheap Trick),
Alex Lifeson (Rush),
Johnny Ramone,
Vernon Reid (Living Colour),
Dave Gilmour (Pink Floyd),
Keith Richards (Rolling Stones),
Dick Dale and more.
4. Other people who fall under the rank of "guitar god" include Jeff Healey, Eric Clapton, Dimebag Darryl Abbot, George Harrison, George Benson, Neil Schon (Journey), Steve Jones (Sex Pistols), Andy Taylor (Duran Duran), Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top), Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Angus Young (AC/DC), B.B. King, Bo Diddley, Robert Johnson, Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin), Pete Townshend, Dave Davies (Kinks), and of course LBNL the late great Jimi Hendrix.
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A game played at Best Buy with the intention of impressing people walking by. Even though no one really cares.
Hey they have guitar hero here. You wanna go play it?
Nah there's no one there to watch me.
See that score of jordan on there? I got that shit.
Cool....don't really care.
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Jeff: Dude that chick looks messed up!
Chris: Yeah man, it looks like she plays too much "wrist guitar".
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Def 1: A popular multi-platform game franchise in which you play songs on a psuedo-guitar shaped like a Gibson Les Paul. In the fashion of Dance Dance Revolution, different colored "fret" markers come down the screen at you, prompting you to press the corresponding "fret buttons" and strum the "strum bar" to play the corresponding note(s). Naturally, as with all things that get really popular, really fast, Guitar Hero gets a lot of criticism, mostly from those that have devoted their time to learning to play the real guitar. However, the people that the guitarists are making fun of aren't all those who indulge in Guitar Hero (aka GHero). They are making fun of the...
Def 2: Guitar heroes (a guitar hero, refering to a person). A guitar hero is a person who believes that mastering a song in GHero (or even, in some cases, just being able to play it in GHero) is just as good as being able to play it. Naturally, this kind of mind-set is usually limited to basement dwellers and furrys, but some guitarists think it applies to all those who play GHero. That, naturally, is not the case. All those that truly are guitar heros should, instead, become an heros.
Def 1 Ex.
Joe: Dude have you played Guitar Hero?
Schmo: Yah, it's awesome.
Def 2 Ex.
Joe: Man Schmo is such a guitar hero.
Bob: Yah I know... what a fag. He should off himself.
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Sex Act. When you have sex, anal or vaginal, the girl lies on top on the man, he enters her from behind and uses his hands one to strum her vulva the other to grasp her breasts, like playing a Guitar
"Oh man that Melissa is dirty"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah I was playing guitar with her"
"NICE!"
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