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New jersey licensed drivers who drive with a purpose...some may say they are wild and crazy, however that is what they are accustomed to. They lack patience and at times courtesy.
When your driving on the highway and you see people coming flying up, assume its a "jersey driver".
Someone cuts you off...."Jersey driver".
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new jersey. if youre from here you know the following:
1. people only go to camden to buy drugs or alcohol illegally.
2. people only go to trenton to buy drugs or to attend the puerto rican day parade.
3. every summer you go down the shore and get cheese fries on the boardwalk.
4. the white horse circle in trenton requires skill; the red lion circle in southampton does not.
5. you'll see at least 12 kids from your high school at wawa in the morning, getting a wawa green tea, breakfast sandwich, 20 oz coffee, or hoagie for lunch.
6. 711 ATM machines charge $1.50 per transaction.
7. if you must go to camden, newark, or trenton at night, lock your doors and make sure your windows are up. also, if you are a fan of rap music, turn it off. you will get jumped and/or shot.
8. bonfires and miller light in southampton are your weekend plans, every weekend. (south jersey)
9. speeding on 295 is an art. go 90 mph but make sure you slow down when you go past the rest stop right before the florence exit. theres always a statey being shady and waiting there for you in the insert.
10. take the back roads to lbi, atlantic city, cape may, seaside, and wildwood. getting pulled over on the garden state expressway or the acx isnt worth the 4 points itll put on your license.
in a circle, "Yield" is a merging technique. other new jersey drivers will say you cut them off, but will proceed to do the same thing in a matter of seconds.
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More commonly known as "Applejack", it is re-distilled cider (or hard cider, in the U.S.).
The process raises it's alchoholic content.
The name Jersey Lightning comes from colonial times, in which road workers in New Jersey would be paid in applejack.
"These workers need to get going faster"
"Just give 'em some jersey lightning!"
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1) In New Jersey as opposed to New York City
2) By extension, wrong or gauche
(When someone has a flag patch sewn on the wrong sleeve)
Yo, you've got it sewn on the Jersey side!
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To all you New Yorkers and Pennsylvanians who claim everyone from New Jersy is stupid:
New Jersey is ranked fourth in a survey conducted to determine the smartest state (based on high school graduation rates and various other factors). New York placed sixth.
Pennsylvania you're not too far behind at number nine.
(In case you're wondering which state ranked first; Massachusettes)
Suck on that one, Grasshopper.
Dad: Oh, so you're from New Jersey aye? I would be honored if you'd plant your seed in my daughter.
Guy from Jersey: I already have. But thanks for the go ahead.
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Well South Jersey is well the best part of New Jersey. If you past through South Jersey you can see the ghetto, suburbs, farms all with in one mile and you can see that almost everyone gets along. People that are born and raised in south jersey you know that when you talk and say water you say wooder, you go to one of the hundreds of super wawa's for tasty cakes and soda not cola, you root for Phillies, Eagles, 76ers, Flyer, and Union. everyone know that jersey shore makes us look bad (they aren't even from jersey). if we didnt have Camden (no hate intended) New Jersey would be the best state ever.
Stupid douche bag not from jersey: Oh you from jersey
South Jersey guy: yea
Stupid douche bag not from jersey: where's your accent
South Jersey guy: go to hell
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Part of Jersey that is VERY close to New York and seems more city-like than South Jersey. South Jersey residents love to hate on us North Jersey people because we are more advanced and don't depend on hoes and beers to have fun. Yes, i admit that South Jersey is a nice place to go for the summer, but what the fuck to they do when summer's over? It's a lame ass area once it gets a little breezy. They also seem to be a bit racist, considering that they crack on North Jersey people for their mix of races. Don't be jealous cuz we're more divorce. Most of South Jersey is occupied by ignorant whites who give latinos and african americans the only dirty looks when they visit. South Jersey=Lame. So what if north jersey has some rougher neighborhoods. It just shows that the residents there could adjust to different, harder environments. They don't have to stay in their little simple boring towns in South Jersey.
Megan: Oh My Gahhd! Im from South Jersey & i absolutely love it there !!!
Me: Lame -__-
*North Jersey is where i'm at ;D
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