A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.
Jordan is a dumbass
Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.
Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"
A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
Jordan is a great guy who loves all his friends and will trust what you say he is kinda shy when you first meet him but he turns out cool
"Jordan is an amazing person"
Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did
Jordan is a fun, loving, nice, caring, candy stealing friend. Once you get to know him you will start to love him when you love him you can't stop, he gives you butterflies and is amazing. A Jordan is funny you may like him but he may not like you. You will never know until you ask him but in the end you will be happy.
Jordan is the best.
Jordan is A guy named Jordan Elijah Scoot Which is known as being Gay
Jordan is Gay