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Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018


Knee-ne

Acne on your knees.

Guy #1: Dude I had baaad acne on my back the other day.

Guy #2: That's alright, I get bad knee-ne after a long day of hiking.

Guy #1: Dude thats gross.

Guy #2: Eh, its alright.

by Detox2Retox October 15, 2009

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Middle Knee

The space in between your knees. This is not a real knee, but another interesting body part.

Dude you wouldn't believe she sucked my middle knee.

by lundy79 November 1, 2018


Arden Knee

A weird ass guy who annoys everyone he is around. His head is longer than a giraffe's neck. He has many nicknames, for example "vertical res", "Justin Beaver", and "barrel".

You're even more stretched than Arden Knee!

by thetingism8 November 2, 2020


war knees

War Knees occurs when a female has been on her knees too much and she has bruises.

"HEY MAN, THAT GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS WAR KNEES.."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017


Finger knees

A different fun way to say knuckles

My finger knees started to bleed after punching the wall again

by Mrs. Suzan Sanders November 17, 2018


knee bar

In rock climbing a move in which you jam your knee between two opposing holds supporting yourself so you can clip or go to the next hold easier.

Did you see Chris Sharma do that sick knee bar man!!

by Ondra February 6, 2018