When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.
Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.
Guy #1: Dude I had baaad acne on my back the other day.
Guy #2: That's alright, I get bad knee-ne after a long day of hiking.
Guy #1: Dude thats gross.
Guy #2: Eh, its alright.
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The space in between your knees. This is not a real knee, but another interesting body part.
Dude you wouldn't believe she sucked my middle knee.
A weird ass guy who annoys everyone he is around. His head is longer than a giraffe's neck. He has many nicknames, for example "vertical res", "Justin Beaver", and "barrel".
You're even more stretched than Arden Knee!
War Knees occurs when a female has been on her knees too much and she has bruises.
"HEY MAN, THAT GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS WAR KNEES.."
A different fun way to say knuckles
My finger knees started to bleed after punching the wall again
In rock climbing a move in which you jam your knee between two opposing holds supporting yourself so you can clip or go to the next hold easier.
Did you see Chris Sharma do that sick knee bar man!!