Mango vr

Mango vr is the best brancher in gorilla tag he’s good at juking and running

Mango vr is in the lobby are ankles are going to be broken

mango surprise

Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus

Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him

Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

mango balls

A rare desieze that occurs on pre pubescent homosexual males with exterior rectal cancer

Did you here that Blake has mango balls

Dirty Mango

Is when you heat up a mango for about 3 minutes on high take it out of the microwave then cut a hole in it and insert your penis and fuck it long and hard til you cum.

Yo ha did a dirty mango last night bro.

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Mango Mexicano

A sex move whereby a man takes a shot of tequila, hits a mango flavored vape, and blows the cloud into a woman's vagina, which the woman will promptly queef out into the man's mouth so that he may take a second hit.

I'm gonna head to the store to pick up some juul pods and a bottle of tequila; I'm gonna give my girl a mango mexicano tonight!

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The Immortal Mango

1. A mysterious being froma higher plane of existence that for reasons known only to him self utilizes his incredible powers only over the interent and in online games.

2. A sadistic form of torture involving the appliance of an exotic fuit to each an every orrifice at speeds exceding 50 mphs.

1. What the hell is the deal with The Immortal Mango?

2. police suspect the victim was killed by ritual application of The Immortal Mango.

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