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Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.

Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!

by P.I amacher March 24, 2011

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some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 12, 2020

117๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


absolutely fucking massively gay

yes

yes

steve: "im gay"
cole: "but im absolutely fucking massively gay!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!"

by me3053082084130 February 11, 2022


Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.

Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021


Massive skill issue

Leaving your seamoth in a reaper-infested area in Subnautica

He lost his seamoth because he had a massive skill issue

by Bickering82 August 1, 2023


massive brown trout

The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.

The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery

The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.

The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.

Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.

by GIL18 March 18, 2018


Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.

Get off me you Massive Horse!

by splitarse January 25, 2012