Men At Work

The only good Australian band ever.

Men At Work is a great band.

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men-struation

When a girl jacks a guy off so hard that he cums blood.

As Maggie was stroking Mat's penis she jumped up in horror once she witnessed his men-struation all over her hand.

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not all men

A phrase used by feminists to mock the idea that they shouldn't make blanket statements about men

"Men are jerks"
"You shouldn't be saying that about men"
"Oh god, not another 'not all men' argument, I'm sick of hearing these when I'm trying to fight sexism."

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men☕️

when a man says something stupid or dumb to the point you can’t be bothered to speak to them

man: women can’t do that
women: men☕️

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Hairy Men

Men who are endowed with the gift of being extra hairy.

Kate faps all day to Hairy Men because she finds them sexy.

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Mongrel Men

Noun: The term mongrel men is derived from the latin word {Mongrelius Donkulous} meaning posses much penis. The definition used by americans refers to a select group of people bred only by being hatched through eggs. Through a rigorous and brutal process and Mongrel Men status can be achieved, but you have to be born with the talent.
Mongrel love dark, dank, and dirty environments they feed on gruel and live in thier own seminal fluid/ fecalmatter.

"Hey did you see that movie about the people hatched from eggs, i think its called{Mongrel Men}

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Pokey Men

That thing your grandkids are always talking about.

Grandkid1: Grandpa, would you get me the new pack of pokey men cards?
Grandfather: ...? sure

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