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When a women lays under you and sucks your dick while you shit on hear chest and it runs between hear boobs like a mud slide
yo jim lets give ashley a lockport mudslide
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Take a watery dump on your partner superior to the nipple line (ideally midway between collarbone and nipple). The partner then sprints and dives across a linoleum floor, thus creating a mudslide down the hallway. The derivation of its state prefix is attributable to the fact that Mississippians are too poor to afford actual water slides or anything but linoleum in their single wide trailers.
It was a stifling Saturday afternoon with nothing on the tv but duck dynasty reruns so Bubba and Sara decided to take turns relieving on each other and performing Mississippi mudslides.
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When a man masterbates at the same as taking a shit. Essentually it is a blumpkin for one.
"Man, after I had that filthy bean borito, I was so horny that I raced into the dumper and gave myself an Albuquerque mudslide," said Johnny D.
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When the girl is on top riding anally, she then gets up and begins violently squirting shit covering the mans torso and face. She proceeds to slide down the torso while eating root beer ice cream.
You know Denise if you really wanna spice up your marriage I've heard of the Massachusetts mudslide. Janette tried it last weekend and now her husband can't stop dumping compliments.
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The act of defecating on a sexual partner's chest, followed by using his / her newly created and slippery torso as a slide.
....So tonight I'm going over to Julie's house because she's been nagging me for a Hungarian mudslide since I found her in that dumpster...
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To start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.
I walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.
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A prank pulled on someone while they sleep. This prank involves taking a shit on the sleeping subjects head and it runs down like a mudslide.
Mark had fallen asleep at the party with his shoes on. Everyone around knew he was fair game for a Vietnamese Mudslide.
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