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The shittiest town ever, crackheads, sluts, fuckboys, drunks. POTHEADSSSSS but they aren't bad tbh. if you don't smoke or drink you aren't cool so pick up some pot and alcohol and stop being a pussssyyyyy.
All people in Florence, New Jersey are dumb.
People in New Jersey really don't have as thick of an accent as people think although most people say trent'n instead of trenton (same applies to other words ending in the ton sound...Oh and NO ONE SAYS JOISY!!
"We're goin' down to Trent'n....you commin'?"
"Your New Jersey accent isn't what I though it would be."
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Fear the NJ Monster for it is fucking huge.
It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!
It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS
It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!
It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.
It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,
it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA
It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.
and he's gonna get YOU
RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!
Guy:OMFG It's the New Jersey Monster
Other Guy: Duh, it's 300 miles tall.
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Probably the Best freaking public school in the state of New Jersey, and maybe even the Tri-State area. TCNJ's students are made up of some of the best leftovers that didn't have the money to afford Princeton. Many people tend to think of TCNJ in terms of Rutgers, but anyone with an STD can get into Rutgers. It takes a solid SAT score and an over-achiever's roster of extra-curriculars to get into The College. It may not be an Ivy, but it's definitely a Public Ivy. And, as the New York Times said, it's not just The College, it's "The HOT College."
Any SMART student that doesn't go to Rutgers, Rowan, Montclair, William Patterson (Willie P), Stockton, Rider, or Kean.
Some of TCNJ's best include an awesome group of (probably overpaid) student Ambassadors.
Mostly New Jersey students, but the 10% of out-of-staters include: New York, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Masschusettes, California, Arizona, Washington, and Kansas.
"Hey! Are you going to be one of the 10,000 sluts going to attend Rutgers with me in the fall?!"
"Well, I got in there. But, I got into The College of New Jersey as well. So, I figured I'd go to the better school. Plus, I like not having the HIV."
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a little 1 square mile town. but within that town lies 7000 illegal immigrates and 3001 drugged out americans. i must honestly tell you this town is very diverse. it's has skin heads, wiggers, nerds, jocks. the high school is still thinks it's 10,000 B.C theres no technology. band geeks are the popular ones in this school jocks are losers. if you dont smoke cigarettes your an outcast. every girl in the town is a super slut. sure there are cool people because most of are chilled. but never come to riverside looking for a fight because no one fights clean. if you wanna get jumped come on in and act tough. the principal in high school does coke.
when you walk into riverside, new jersey you'll be think you walked into the twilight zone.
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The best town in New Jersey. We have, undeniably, the best center of town. It's amusing watching the pathetic Chatham residents take the long walk of shame into the Rose City. Even spell-check doesn't acknowledge Chatham as a word, whereas Madison is perfect. The high school students, an eclectic group of Madison and Harding residents, are overall smarter, more athletic, and just plain better than those of surrounding towns. If you are looking to move into an overall wealthy, great, and family-oriented town, Madison is the place to be.
Dude, where should we go for lunch?
Uh, isn't it obvious? We gotta get our asses over to Madison, New Jersey.
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Newark, New Jersey A.K.A Brick City.
Newark is the largest city in New Jersey, United States, and the county seat of Essex County. Newark the 64th largest city in the U.S.
The third oldest city in the nation, Newark represents centuries of magnificent architecture, arts, culture, and industry.
Famous People of Newark:
Jason Alexander
Amiri Baraka
Tisha Campbell
Gloria Gaynor
Savion Glover
Whitney Houston
Jerry Lewis
Shaquille O'Neal
Joe Pesci
Redman
Ice-T
Rah Digga
Philip Roth
Eva Marie Saint
Frankie Valli
Sarah Vaughan
Newark, New Jersey, USA..
Many GREAT people have originated or passed through.... You will not be GREAT until YOU do.
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