A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo
Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!
A clown who's also a pedophile.
"Ayo bro, stop being a nonce clown!"
List where nonces are put on it
*Another word for sex offenders register*
When someone likes to shag the fuck out of someone underage
Mate, I bet Harry is a dirty nonce
A queen that is a nonce, aka likes touching underage children.
'Is Honey Gregory a Ponce Nonce?'
'No she's a nonce queen'
A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.
Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.
Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.
"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"