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Smart Pistol

The Smart Pistol is a Boost in the shooter game Titanfall 2 made by EA and Respawn. The Smart Pistol, as opposed to any other weapon in the game, requires no skill to utilize properly. You need only look at an opponent for a second or two, then the pistol will lock on. Once it is locked on, all that is left to do is press your fire key, and leave the enemy in disbelief at how they got instantly killed by a player with no skill.

"Are you kidding me? A Smart Pistol player? Get some skill you virgin!"

"I just killed 3 people with the Smart Pistol. I love this gun."

by Mercer Frey February 3, 2022


M1911 Pistol

The M1911 Pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M1911 Pistol is a classic, think of one zombie survival game, and this gun is in it. It's alright, pretty basic pistol. 7 round mags, and decent fire rate. It can only take iron sights, Red Dot sights, and underbarrel lasers. There really isnt much to say about this gun. It's the literal most basic out of any gun. The base hit chance is fine, ammo is easy to find, mags arent as common but are manageable, and the gun has OK damage. If you find it, cool. Better than the M9 Pistol for sure though.

Timmy: "Hey, theres an M1911 Pistol in this gun case. Want it?"

Jimmy: "Eh, sure. It's cool I guess."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023


M1911 Pistol

The official pistol/sidearm of the US army and other branches from ww1 to the end of the Vietnam War. It is was the most powerful pistol in the world until the Desert Eagle, or Deagle was introduced. It was, and still is the best selling semi-automatic pistol of all time. It can come in 9mm, but the most popular ammunition is .45 or .45 ACP.

“That M1911 Pistol was so powerful!”

by dictionaryblob128 April 24, 2022


Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011


PISTOL PETER

A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.

"Dude wasn't HUNG, but he hit every spot at the right time, like Pistol Peter"

by JJ Milla September 24, 2022


Pistol whip

A way to still fuck somebody's pretty face up even if you hit like a vegan.

Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019


Pistol whip

To strike your partner in the face/head with your penis

Len threatened to bite Mark’s penis during a blowjob, so Mark pistol whipped Len and left a mushroom shaped bruise on Len’s forehead.

by Ben Lougie November 7, 2021