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When a woman fills her panties with a Mother Load of crap ,then sits on it, either on accident or on purpose to excite her lover(s).
Man, last night my wife got caught in traffic and had bunky poot panties. They were sagging with crap and dark brown.
She shook her butt in my face to try to turn me on for a quicky.
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A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.
My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.
A sir that pooted. Pooted quite good indeed
Man1: Excuse me sir..did you happen to poot?
Man2: Well indeed I did.
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I really had to go but I was in a hurry, so I stopped at Wal-Mart for a quick Toot, Poot, n Boogie.
A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.
Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"
Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"
Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"
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A loud, smelly fart.
John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!
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(vb): The act of booping the snoot of your favorite animal and it so awesome and then you do the poot right in your pantalones because you just can't
Mark: Yo why you change your pantalones
Me: Cuz I did a boop snoot doot poot on a good boi today
Mark: Wtf does boop snoot doot poot mean
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