Front Porch

Massive Cocaine habit

I once had a front porch.

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Porch Potato

1. A person who rings someone's doorbell (usually a friend) and waits longer than a minute for that person to come to the door, and sometimes sits on that person's porch.

also:

2. A person who rings the doorbell knowing someone is home, and if no one answers the door, rings it again and waits until someone finally answers.

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
Next door neighbor: Um, I don't think they're home. You porch potato.

OR:

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
*sighs*
Person rings doorbell again
*footsteps*
Neighbor: Yeah, what do you want, porch potato?

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Porch Time

The act of hanging out with friends and family on the porch of your house on a warm summer night while drinking 40 oz beverages, smoking blunts, and cranking hip hop music on the boom box.

"Yo, me and my homeboys put in some serious porch time last night. We was porchin til 3am."

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porch monkey

a porchagese person.

kiana is such a porch monkey.

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porch monkee

the most badass gang in minnesota, these fuckers drink, smoke, and last but not least fuckin hack it up. we fight fuckin skinnies who spit sand, we will fuckin take anyone out. we sell the dankest bud in the planet.

PM 4 Life. PM | 4:20

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Porch monkey

A group of teenagers who are so weird they can only befriend eachother. They insist on tie dying anything and everything . They stay out all night and swing danc win the street to country music. They name everything they find rocks and Starr's and any wallets. They have a strange urge to Color everything and play with uv and glow in the dark stuff. They drink every Friday and run around being even weirder than normal and I sisit on calling every sand niggers nigglets and towel heads. Make fun of everyone they don't like in cruel ways. They make friends at Walmart and judge people at the mall and always have a camera on them ALWAYS and make when approaching a crowds . Most are asexual or date other Porch monkeys and the occasional sand nigger

"Walmart
" omg cute guy!!!!!"
"Be my friend!!"
Guy runs off
" it's okay let's tie dye are panties"
"Yay!!!"
" y'all are porch monkeys"

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porch manque

1. (n) A soi-distant 'conservative' blogger, neo-confederate, and racist who thinks it's the height of hilarity to use racist and ethnic slurs.

2. (n) A racist wingnut blogger and bigot.

3. (n) Any racist that lies and obfuscates when called out for racism.

"Robert Stacy McCain has written that interracial marriage is something that perfectly rational people react to with natural revulsion. Fucking porch manque."

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