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Someone who is fat would be considered a puddle gut or if you see someone pigging out on food they would be a puddle gut
Oi travis your such a puddle gut for eating my chocolate
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Put shard of meth) in glass bubble. N gently shake it so it makes a tiny thing sound. And the skanky ass girls who want to fuck a guy for meth will come runming
If I want a quick lay from a skanky ass puddle slut. Laad your glass bubble n shake it before melting and the skanky puddle slits will come running
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When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.
Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.
Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut
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My wife and I are so in love, and in tune with each other that each night we both hold each other in the cuddle puddle after sex.
wet spotg spotfemale ejaculationsleeping in the wet spotcuddle puddle
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Nirvana wannabes. But they are kinda kewl though.
"She Fucking Hates Me" resembles Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
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having sex with multiple girls who have squirting orgasms
"Dude I went puddle jumping last night, I didn't even have to shower when I got home!"
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The mud puddle is like Dick Frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a penis and feels most like a soggy vagina.
Yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a Mud Puddle would be near for fuckin
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