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Quarter Hoarder Disorder

An obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. They must save every state quarter they come into contact with. Also known as QHD.

I just picked up 3 MN Quarters at Subways, maybe they will sell me some more. "Boy I could use a soda, but all I have is state quarters, water it is, damn that Quarter Hoarder Disorder."

by Duecey 2 January 12, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


that blows dogs for quarters

something that is really bad, inconvienient, or troubling

You-"yo my weed dealer isnt around!"
friends response- "Man that blows dogs for quarters"

by The Hyper Green Lantern December 22, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quarter after dick

Depending on the length of your dick. When you say a quarter after dick it means a quarter after the length of your dick

it is currently quarter after dick so 6:15

by Brbaoncd April 27, 2015


quarter life crisis

aka. Mid-youth crisis.

Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.

Wow, paying back these student loans is really a bitch...they are not helping my quarter life crisis one bit...time to put on my tie and go sit in my cube and play solitaire, I mean, work.

by Sunglasses May 11, 2004

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two for a quarter whore

a person who is so cheap, that the most expensive price she can sell her body for is two fucks for a quarter

damn... that jane girl is a two for a quarter whore

by mulletman69 August 29, 2006

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quarter life crisis

The psychological strain that is encountered on one's 25th birthday. Subject often realizes that he/she has lived a quarter century and still hasn't done anything consequential.

I think Roger is going through a quarter life crisis. He's been talking about going back to college so he can actually get a real job someday.

by pythonspam May 13, 2004

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Quarter Pump Chump

a male who suffers from such severe premature ejactulation, he cannot contain his man juice even for a full pelvic thrust.

Man Kevin is such a quarter pump chump, he can't even survive 5 seconds.

by White Boy Swag September 6, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž