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Rank-A-Pank

a stinky fart

eg. Brianne had a rank-a-pank that shook the house.

by ALAMMA September 27, 2009


sir shabba ranks

just the loveliest of toe suckers, only likes two things in life, crossbows on cod and beautiful feet. you're my dad boogie woogie woogie love you step dad!

i bet you that guy loves feet like sir shabba ranks

by TheOnlyHerbert March 28, 2022


Dog rank mutt

Typically know as the crack hoe called Kimberly Monique Davis

The dog rank mutt necks dick for crack

by Fatdogrankmutt May 28, 2022


Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.

Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"

by thelastofadyingbreed October 3, 2022


rank 992

when ur bad

i'm rank 992
same

by veryepicurbandictionarywriter March 4, 2022


ranked teammates

the most low functioning restarted mfs you will ever see, that just sell the entire game

guy 1: dude these ranked teammates are totally selling the game
guy 2: ikr

by apollo.11 July 21, 2024

5👍 2👎


ranked teammates

Ranked Teammates
Absolutely braindead mistakes that are retarded and have no common sense. They are often found making you borderline suicidal and angry, selling your games or rank while they do it over and over again with more random people.
Respectfully and Disrespectfully, if you yourself suck at a certain game that you play rank in, constantly doing bad in it; Consider quitting the game.

“Some autistic little bad rank teammates kept going like 0-10 or some horrible statline and kept dying while doing nothing.”
“Yeah bro I lost like 200 points thanks to some bad randoms/teammates/failed abortions”
Ranked teammates

by EL_2804 May 29, 2024

4👍 4👎